BORN IN THE RED.
FORGED BY REGRET.
The first cryptocurrency powered by Proof-of-Suffering
the only consensus mechanism traders truly understand.
WHEN THE MARKET BURNS, WE TREND
IN THE BEGINNING
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
BUY THE TOP
Wait for the candle to touch heaven. Then enter hell.
BUY THE TOP
Wait for the candle to touch heaven. Then enter hell.
NEVER TAKE PROFITS
Watch $50 become $5,000. Then watch $5,000 become a funny story.
USE 100X LEVERAGE
Why lose over years when you can lose in a single heartbeat?
TRUST THE ANIME GIRL
If the founder has a cute profile picture, you must trust them with your life savings.
CLICK EVERY LINK
Security is for cowards. If it says “Claim Airdrop,” connect instantly.
DO ZERO RESEARCH
DYOR is for scholars. You follow vibes.
PANIC SELL BOTTOM
Buy when you feel euphoric. Sell when you are crying in the shower.
MARRY YOUR BAGS
Even if the dev leaves, love never dies. Your portfolio does.
BUY EVERY NEW COIN
Why wait for due diligence when the ticker exists? Hesitation is how people miss generational scams.
TRUST EVERY INFLUENCER
Nothing screams wisdom like a man filming price predictions from inside his car at 3AM.
THE NINE CIRCLES
THE TOP BUYER
Sees green. Sees destiny. Buys the candle’s nosebleed.
THE LEVERAGE MARTYR
Sacrifices accounts daily so others may learn nothing.
THE BAG-MARRIED
Holds the corpse. Believes in resurrection.
THE RUG MAGNET
Finds every scam contract the moment it deploys.
THE CLICK-ANY-LINKER
If it says “airdrop,” it must be safe. Wallets disagree.
THE INFLUENCER DISCIPLE
Takes every “gm fam” as gospel and destiny.
THE ARCHITECT OF PAIN
The scam dev. The rugsmith. The artist of extraction.
THE HOPIUM PRIEST
Charts optional. Faith mandatory.
THE ALMOST-DEVIL
Burned enough times to see the pattern, but still tempted by green.
THE DEVIL'S MATH
THE RITUAL
PREPARE THE VESSEL
Download Phantom or Jupiter wallet. This will be your wallet for the afterlife.
GATHER THE OFFERING
Acquire some SOL. You cannot enter the pit empty-handed.
ENTER THE ALTAR
Go to pump.fun or jupiter.ag. Connect your wallet. Do not look back.
ACCEPT YOUR FATE
Paste the Contract Address below. Swap your boring coins for eternal glory.
THE HELLMAP
THE 'FAIR LAUNCH' TRAP
“Liquidity locked in hell.”
- Contract deployed at 3:33 AM
- First 666 holders cursed
- Liquidity burnt as offering
PHASE 1337: DELUSIONAL HODLING
“We promise utility, we deliver damage.”
- Hit $666k Market Cap (12 secs)
- Partnership with therapy apps
- CEX Listing (Rejected)
PHASE ???: TOTAL COLLAPSE
“It's not a bear market if it never goes up.”
- HELLCOIN becomes legal tender
- Financial system replaced by memes
- Socialism achieved via poverty
HALL OF PAIN
THE LIE
"Utility." "Roadmaps." "Communities."
“Dev is doxxed.”
“Influencer-backed.”
“Strong fundamentals.”
“Early entry.” “Holding the floor.”
“This time it’s different.”
“Memecoins don’t rug — they ‘restart.’”
Every illusion needed to convert
hope into fertilizer.
REALITY CHECK.
Crypto is revolutionary; degens made it a casino, and bad actors made it a buffet.
- >No one has alpha — only confidence disorders.
- >Influencers aren’t guides; they’re exit liquidity with followers.
- >Utility is optional. Delusion is mandatory.
- >Volume is dopamine wearing a business suit.
- >Every community is a therapy group for people who bought the top.
- >Memecoins don’t die — they simply stop being mentioned.
HELLCOINis the only project honest enough to admit it — and bold enough to expose it.